"Are you keeping the broccoli stems, or are they compost?"
"Compost."
"Are they from the co-op, or...?"
"Safeway."
pause.
"Oh."
pause
"Well, *I* usually eat them, but well, if they're compost..."
pause
"If they were from the co-op, I'd eat them. Buuuuut..."
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